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Adaptability is not imitation. It means power of resistance and assimilation.

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When you're on your period...

Uterus:
I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach:
EAT EVERYTHING!
Emotions:
I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach:
ESPECIALLY THE SUGARY THINGS!
Uterus:
Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Emotions:
Oh and you'll be horny and there's nothing you can do about it.
Me:
why.